BEST THING EVER. "I'm gonna babysit your vagina" and "The backseats big enough you can perform an abortion in it. Which comes in pretty handy when you perform as many abortions as I do, which is A LOT!  Because I love them." And finally:

W.A.: "Check it out! It's a sex machine,"  

"Uh, that looks like it's gonna hurt?"  

W.A.:  "That just means it's working.  I'm gonna live forever!" 

Oh man, I am so hot for Will Arnett and his dirty mouth.