For Christmas what I really want is a claw-foot bathtub in front of a bay window overlooking the city. I don't even care what city it is, use your fucking imagination. I guess this tub should be in the same space as my bedroom and separate from the bathroom entirely. I guess I just want to be able to walk from my bed to my bath while people watch me and I watch them and enjoy the fact that I am inside and they never will be.
Since my Christmas wishes are absolutely so over the top I have asked for no gifts and am expressing this by explaining I plan to burn anything that is neither a super hot tub in front of a bay window or a speedy bag by Loius Vuitton. Anyways, I bet that tub will last longer and look better on me than a stupid purse. It's probably more money too. Oh well.
As my Christmas gift to you I've tweaked the stupid template here so things are not so fucking uniform and I am not so fucking disgusted with the layout. I guess you will have to put up with the fact that this is a huge deal and I am never going to give anymore than this so kiss my ass. Also, I have chosen to pollute this stupid blog with adsense even though I am pretty sure I have a total of 15 readers so I'll be happy to get paid sometime in 2010. Awesome. Too bad I didn't decide to do something like this at the height of my old blogs popularity. Oh well.
Jesus, maybe oh well should become my blogs new mantra. This is pathetic. What I really want are tons of plastic swans distributed around my front yard that light up at night and I can pretend I am floating along from my house while I continue to board myself up on the second floor like I am mother-fucking Rapunzel. Too bad I'll never let down my hair because I got too bored and chopped it all off. This is the glass ceiling and now I'm capped.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
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2 comments:
This is a good look, but not as good as steamed up glass blocks and neon strip lighting. Like 80s coke dealers. I don't read Architectural Digest though so maybe I'm wrong.
yay! Im one of 15 readers! I feel so special!
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