Merry Fucking Christmas.  In this picture you sort of start to understand the giant fucking deal that is Christmas.  Strewn throughout the house are more than 500 red and green balloons that Gia, Talia and I wasted all afternoon blowing up.  It finally looks like Santa shit merriment all over my home.  Awesome. I am a really old lady and I am tired.  I guess now I'll finally get some sleep.