So I guess tomorrow is Christmas.  What I really need to be doing right now is not blogging, but running and I guess I will get to that in a bit because I have not been running at all and I have decided that it makes me a disgusting piece of shit to sit around and write and not do anything physical at all.  Ugh.

My sister refuses to sleep in a bed.  It is sort of Custard's last stand or something, but she sleeps on the sofa and has been doing so for longer than I care to remember.  Right now I am watching her as she kicks her leg out and says stop it to whomever she is dreaming of.  I guess she is dreaming about warding off a fucking rapist.  Hilarious.  

Apparently, she also broke up with her boyfriend last week so she could end her double life.  Maybe the fact that people like my sister and I lead double lives seems crazy to the stupid internets, but it makes total sense.  Anyways, since I never leave the house I was totally unaware of this fact and ran into him last week and had an hour conversation where I acted like nothing was different and bullshitted about movies because, well, I didn't know.  Regardless, I forget the point of this story and I am sure I had one before I stopped writing and went into the kitchen to make breakfast, which was Gingerbread Waffles and homemade sausage patties.  I added chopped apples to the waffles, about a cup and for the sausage patties, she says to use ground chicken, but all I had was ground turkey and it turned out really well anyways.

I ended up finding the recipes via stupid fucking Rachel Ray.  I hate her, but they were so fucking simple.  Here's a mostly unrelated fact:  My sister Sammy, the 8-year-old, fucking hates Rachel Ray and when she sees her on television she always says something like OH MY GOD, I WANT TO BEAT THAT LADY WITH A TIRE IRON.  She's an incredibly well adjusted child.  Right now she's eating and watching Kingpin, a movie for brilliant people that have absolutely no desire to better themselves in life and well, I am one of those people and I guess she is also.   Awesome.  In fact, I am not sure if this photo verges on child pornography or not, but we decided to take the picture as she is stuffed from eating, well she decided to take and I decided to post it.  Also, notice today is monday, but she is wearing Friday's panties being a train wreck is in our blood.