Most of the time I feel like I am what happens when you combine the personality traits from the members of the A-team and give them a vagina. I love it when a plan comes together! It's true that I take each situation, review it and give it only enough thought to put myself in a situation where I can and will get what I want. I use charm, wit, brawn, good looks, my child molester/Uncle Rico van, my ability to smoke a cigar and pretty much anything else you can think of to make this shit happen.


Recently, I have been posed with an impediment that would fuck up my getting of what I want. It took me about a day and 10 cigars to implement a plan that would side-step these problems and eventually lead me to get whatever it is that I've been after. I guess now the only thing I have left to tell you is what it is I am after. On an unrelated note, a good day is when you can make a clever life analogy comparing yourself to Mr. T & the gang.