I guess this is going to be fast. Erin is in the shower and we got fucked up out of our minds last night. Please remember how terrible it is to go out of your mind from drugs and alcohol. If you don't remember I will tell you about it sometime, probably because it is my memory and you will need me to tell you. Idiots. So now we're acting hungover and probably we will venture outside in a bit and act like fucking zombies.

And heres a memo, if you are at a bar runned by the lovechild of Herman Munster and he asks if you want to see a video, you should probably say no because it means you are going to see a video of some youngish girl getting spanked by him and then running away. It will haunt you because you'll decide that she did it for some free drinks and money, and would probably make a great episode on Law & Order: SVU. Creepy.