Hello, I am a female valet. I run from point-a to point-b, making sure my tits jiggle just enough to mimic Pamela Anderson in her beach running days. I do this because I get more tips than God and let me tell you, that God, he gets tipped like a mother-fucker. I am a female valet and this is what I do for a living. I drive around in cars and flirt. Look at me! My hair is on fire like I am the Phoenix and you're throwing your keys at me while I am like I hope I do not fuck up your car, idiot. I can do this in a tank top, dress shirt of costume or your choice. I am your Madonna-Whore. I am just that complex. You get what you pay for and I think sometimes people forget that I am sitting around making trouble because no one has paid up yet.