On the flip side, this whole Chinese Democracy business with Dr. Pepper promising a free drink to everyone if the album comes out this year. Well I guess I plan to top that. If Chinese Democracy comes out this year I will post nude photos all over this blog. That being said, the chances of that megalomaniac actually deciding his post Guns 'n Roses album is finally finished has about the same chances as me cutting off my tits, cooking and then eating them. So clearly, Chinese Democracy will be released right at the tail end of 2008 and I can eat shit one more time in my fucking life. Awesome.
Friday, May 2, 2008
On the flip side, this whole Chinese Democracy business with Dr. Pepper promising a free drink to everyone if the album comes out this year. Well I guess I plan to top that. If Chinese Democracy comes out this year I will post nude photos all over this blog. That being said, the chances of that megalomaniac actually deciding his post Guns 'n Roses album is finally finished has about the same chances as me cutting off my tits, cooking and then eating them. So clearly, Chinese Democracy will be released right at the tail end of 2008 and I can eat shit one more time in my fucking life. Awesome.
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man. a new guns & roses album, you naked, and a free doctor pepper. if it happens, it will truly be a great day.
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